Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize