Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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