So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Help. Why am I so naked?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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