So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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