what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
