Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Panties = found
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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