NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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