If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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