i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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