Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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