Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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