I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Randomize
