heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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