sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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