Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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