Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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