no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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