If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is it because I queefed?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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