Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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