sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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