I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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