I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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