I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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