Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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