i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
