Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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