i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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