I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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