What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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