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(410): View more from Maryland

To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.

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(571): View more from Virginia

every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman

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(442): View more from California

her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.

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(314): View more from Missouri

It'll be just me and my penis against the world.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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(317): View more from Indiana

SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.

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(951): View more from California

Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?

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