i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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