ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
