That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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