rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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