Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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