i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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