THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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