The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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