WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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