Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
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absolutely not
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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