just come out here and I will go home with you...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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