So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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