So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
