Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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