she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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