i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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