Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We are all done wearing pants today
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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