I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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