The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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