no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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