come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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