This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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