She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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